Probably not. And that ok.
There has been a lot of outrage over the last few years in the number of Halloween costume makers that market “Sexy” costumes over traditional Halloween wear.
Sexy Wookie. Sexy Pirate. Sexy Stripper. Yup. Sexy Stripper. If you’ve ever been to the Strip Club on a Tuesday afternoon then you’ll know there is a difference.
But don’t fret. For two reasons. One, these costume places aren’t trying to sell to you, the person who finds these costumes over-the-top and unnecessary. So don’t worry and pick up that silly, more traditional, scare your kids friends when they come to the door trick or treating costume that you want to wear. It will be fine. And, two, those costumes appeal to about 5% of the population. The same 5% that work out 40 hours a week, eat Kale and spinach 8 days a week and have friends that host parties that force you to wear these “Sexy” costumes. By the way, the people that go to these parties don’t have kids. So they don’t get that this night is about kids. And kids at heart of course. And its’s tough to be a kid when your dressed up as a Sexy Swat Officer.
Has any one got an extra pair of hand cuffs?
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